I SWEAR i just told you i was Gay?!

Its a crazy world out there! Its even crazier for the women who meet men who just don't get it! Many a nights I do what college students should be doing; nothing. But not this night, i decided i would go out with a friend, that i promised i wouldn't go out with anymore -but hey, it was something to do. We hangout with our friends and decide that we would get some food & basically lurk and creep around in various spots. We managed to get our food but only creep in one spot. Little did we know that we were the one being watched! This young man (AKIL*) pulled in the spot next to us, got out the car to get some of OURS fries, asked for my friends (ABBY*) number, hopped back into his car and dipped!

Before the car pulled completely out of my sight, i saw a boy (AARON*) staring H A R D at me. I was an uncomfortable stare and I was hoping i wouldn't have to chill with them anytime soon to find out what that was about. JUST MY LUCK.

GETTING TO THE POINT!

ABBY* & AKIL* started texting immediately. In conclusion and to my despise, we were going to continue this night (that should have ended after we ate) at AKIL's house, with his friend with the laser eyes, AARON*. We get to the house, and Abby & Akil are all loved up coupled up like they've been dating for years, then go 'talk' in the bedroom. I'm sitting on the far couch hoping that i can simply just fall asleep and call it a night, but NOT the case!
I'm spending 20 minutes at a time, fighting AARON* off from stroking my lips, yes my LIPS, with his finger telling me how soft they are. Countless times did i have to move his hands from where they shouldn't be. Finally, i couldn't take it. I was trying to think of any excuse, any at all to make this moron go away.

"I, uh, am tired, stop" ..fail

"You got a boogie?" ..i don't smoke tobacco

"..Your making me uncomfortable, You penis is too close to... I'M F*CKIN GAY!"

I thought that would work. I swore it would. It only led to more questions. Are you really gay? why didn't you tell me that before? -he's right, i should have worn a name tag... wtf? It didn't do anything but motivate him more to pursue Me. Finally, i told him that was the smallest penis i ever did see, and that if i wasn't 'gay' that certainly wouldn't work.

Thats when he stepped off.

Why do men have to sometimes be brutally talked to for them to get the point? Why is it that, No can't just be enough. I only ask, because there are not enough men, and far too many boys. Gentlemen, simply learn to pick up on all hints, direct & indirect.

++ I CONFESS: that i am not gay && that AARON on any other day would have floated my boat, but persistance isn't always a good quality. He didn't have a small d*ck at all, but that narrow thing hanging out by me all uninvited was not cute.