Keri Hilson -Turning Me Off -W A Y off.

BRANDON* is 6'5, slightly sloppy football player linebacker build, but cute face. I was definitely, trying to get to know him& the smaller him =) ; he's 6'5! enough said. So of course, we broke bread with some Kush & a movie at his place. I have to admit, i have always been a go-getter if i really want something. So lucky for me, he was a go-getter that really wanted something to. I gave him the green light & everything seemed to be going just right. He was kissing all the right spots, touching the right places, taking his time putting in about 97% of the work and everything seemed to heading in the right direction.. until he put it in? All this sweat from humping and pumping, and all I could do.. was lay there, motionless, jaw dropped not saying a word. It was so hard to keep my mind clear when all i could think was.. is he serious? I rolled my eyes, 13 times, consecutively & he was.. D O N E! I look back ( =] yes look back) & not only is the condom wrapper by my sock, but so is the condom.

OK. young female college student, doing her thing now has a racing thought of where the nearest testing center is. After I used my brain rolodex, i LOST MY MIND. Flushing all of his street medicine.. (as angry as i was, it broke my heart to see such beauty do down the toilet), cracking all of his dutches && demanding BRANDON* tell me why he thought it would be a good idea not to use a condom. This time around, BRANDON* was speechless, and it wasn't for just two minutes.

What I didn't notice is that, he had one on. He just couldn't use the magnum i provided because it probably look like a big toe with a shopping bag over it. I almost felt bad for lashing out & going crazy on his stash. But I Come first and was only looking out for myself; the same way he was in the 2 minutes of pumping and pushing.

BRANDON* to this very minute b e g s for my goods.. still a year later & he will never dream about this again.

++ I CONFESS: that BRANDON* you are, on my call reject list. I miss your calls accidentally/on purpose. Don't feel bad that, you aren't alone on that list, but you by far are the first name on the list. I wish you would stop hitting me up. I've done the Heisman on you so much, i DO need a trophy. Please get a grip or a pump.