Another Spike Lee (SEX) Joint.

So i hate to keep talking about sex, but i mean DUH.. if guys think about it all the time, I'll talk about it; its one more step over guys. ANYHOW..

Remember when you used to have sex and the objective was for both parties to climax and be pleasured? WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT RULE?! I thought it was common law, unwritten rule, that sex isn't sex without orgasms. A guy should not only have fun and pleasure doing what he's doing =) but shouldn't he be having fun for the long term goal; of making the girl climax?

The sex i had last night, was like doing homework at the library. It was so uniform and uninteresting and NOT spontaneous at all, it seemed like what i would call married sex.

1. Assume the position
2. Pretend to Enjoy
3. Think random thoughts
   
4. Say it was good
5. Sit-up bored and even more un-intersted.

"Damn homie, i know that you thought you were putting in work, and i know that you thought we would go for round 1.5, but realistically.. my car engine is still hot & i'd love to make it home before it cools off..."

I just want to know WHY guys are so selfish. It makes you look stupid when you walk around thinking, yeah i just got mines, while on the bunnies are back on the ranch talking about your poor performance and lack of interesting dick.

++i CONFESS: I think there should be a written law that states, "Both parties must showingly climax before sex is considered over. Any male that fails to perform up to par shall be banish to a Amish Community for shunning and 5 years of isolation".