Nut up or Shut up

Show me, don’t tell me. There is nothing more annoying than a man that rambles on and on about how great he is at sex before you’ve even SEEN the goods. I guess that’s the salesman tactic, advertising before I buy it, I get it, but if I want a motorcycle and get a scooter… NO ,I will not be happy. I desire something I can ride (no pun intended) without having to put in all the work, not something I have to put in extra energy to move slower than I can walk myself. Please, spare me the “you’ll never be the same” speech I don’t want to hear it. Women are all unique, the bitch before me may have loved your sex (or pretended; always an option), but that doesn’t mean I will and it definitely doesn’t mean you’re good at it. A lot goes into sex, so kid’s, do your research. And remember boys, false advertisment is a crime!